Podagee Chicks
Get dese two Pocho wahine holoholo down Kalakaua Avenue. Da firss one spock one compact ona sidewalk and lean down foah pick um up. She open um up, look insai da mirrah an tell da odda wahine, "Eh, dis wahine look familiah!"
Da numbah two Pocho wahine tell her, "eh, try lemme spock dat". So da firss Pocho wahine wen geev da compact to second wahine. Da second wahine look insai da mirrah an tell da firss wahine, "U lolo! Is ME!"