Elephant Joke
Two podagee's were trying to get their elephant to drink. No matter what they did, the elephant still won't drink from the pond. So one says I'll hold the trunk in the water and you suck from the okole to get the water in. So one holds the trunk in the pond and the other goes behind the elephant. The one behind suddenly gags and says, " raise the trunk a little, I think it's touching the mud".